“I Might Move Up Here To Minnesota” – Koe Wetzel Impressed With The Number Of “Good Looking Women” In Crowd

Koe Wetzel knows he has his pick of the litter. In every corner of Koe's life, women throw themselves at him. From flashing their assets at him while on stage to lusting over him in the comments section of his social media posts, he has probably seen it all. But just because he might have seen it all does not mean he stops appreciating that his female fans find him a hot commodity. In the thick of his Damn Near Normal Tour, Koe was distracted during a recent show in Minnesota. However, this distraction was not from one fan in particular but from many of them in the pit section and others in eye shot from the stage. When taking a break between songs, he addressed the crowd (as many artists often do) and gave a shoutout to those in the audience. "Y'all are the f***ing best, man. And good looking women everywhere! Everywhere I look, y'all got goddamn good looking women everywhere, man. Makes me think I'm back in Texas, you know? Hell, I might move up here to Minnesota. What do y'all think about that?" After the audience erupts in cheers, which one can assume are mostly coming from the venue's female population, Koe then makes a joke about what is probably running through the guys' heads in the crowd. "I saw a bunch of dudes saying f*** no, keep your b*tch a** in Texas...which is fine. It's cool." And I am sure he was not wrong. I bet there were even a few couples that got in a fight after a girlfriend cheered a little too loud for Koe to move to Minnesota. I doubt the man will change the Texas heat for Minnesota winters, but if he does make that move... hide your girlfriends, hide your wives.