Titans QB Will Levis Turns Heads With Bizarre Mayonnaise Perfume Announcement

Parfum de Mayonnaise. I'm not sure those two words should ever be mentioned in the same sentence together.

But thanks to Tennessee Titans quarterback Will Levis, we are all having to consider what a marriage between those two things would look like on our Tuesday mornings after the second-year passer unveiled a new perfume fragrance, "Will Levis No. 8."

Whether it's a joke or horrifyingly real is unclear at this point, but Levis did release a commercial-like video promoting the fragrance, where he is seen in classic perfume-ad form with a flowing unbuttoned shirt and smoke/fog rising around him.

If it's a joke, then bravo on the delivery. If it's real, then pray for us all.

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Assuming that the perfume is real, and that this isn't all an elaborate prank, then I think we can applaud Levis and his team for their creativity and ingenuity. As a classically attractive individual, capitalizing on Levis's good looks is smart, and playing into his notorious love for mayonnaise — the former Kentucky Wildcats QB signed a lifetime deal with Hellmann's as a rookie — is brilliant.

Or it's strangely off-putting. I'm not quite sure which.

In the end, I hope all of this is an elaborate joke meant for branding and marketing. Ultimately, I don't want to live in a world where we know what mayonnaise perfume smells like.

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