"Didn't Your Mom Tell You Never To Assume Things" — 15 Times People Should Have Thought Twice Before Contributing To The Conversation

1. This person who accused dear Mack's hair of being too long when he is actually missing eyes:

2. This person who didn't take a moment to consider anything before they accused this love interest of fooling around:

3. This person who never learned they shouldn't judge, among other things:

4. This person who made this very wrong assumption:

5. This husband who told his wife all interior door frames were the same size and found out the hard way they were not:

6. And this husband who assumed his wife was only texting him directly:

7. This person who thought it was fine to call someone "baby" and then made up this excuse when it wasn't:

8. This Uber driver who felt it was okay to hit on this stranger after they dropped them off:

9. This person who assumed grabbing dinner meant they scored an intimate date:

10. And this whole accidental exchange where a person's mom shouldn't have assumed this was a question that needed to be answered:

11. This dealer who shouldn't take it as a given that people can't do their own research when buying cars:

12. This person who shouldn't have assumed they knew what all hand gestures meant:

13. And this person who shouldn't have been so certain that avocados were attacking them:

14. This person's mom who should have thought twice before serving up the worst type of assumption — pregnancy:

15. And, finally, this person who shouldn't assume Barb won't be accepting of constructive criticism about her lasagna...

Because life is too shorty for shitty lasagna: