What the hell did I just listen to? I'll be honest, I don't think about
Danica Patrick a whole lot now that she's not out on the track causing wrecks and serving as a moving roadblock during every NASCAR Cup Series race. But I recently started hearing about an episode of Danica's podcast that was getting a lot of attention, and I had to see what it was all about. And boy is it a wild ride. The podcast features guest Elizabeth April, who calls herself a "clairvoyant, intuitive psychic," and dives deep into the conspiracy theory of reptilians and the so-called "Galactic Federation" - otherwise known as lizard people. Except these two apparently don't think it's a conspiracy theory, and talk about lizard people and what's going on with them like it's just a factual update on what the lizard people have been up to lately. Yeah, it's as crazy as it sounds. Honestly the whole conversation is a little hard to follow, but here are some of the highlights. (You might want to get a drink for this part). Now, bear with me here because it gets a little wild and hard to follow. But if I'm understanding correctly (which is a big IF, because this is all pretty batshit crazy), April believes that many reptilians - including celebrities and politicians - are leaving because the energy of the earth is shifting, which they don't like. But the ones who "are stubborn enough to stay" are ready to begin shape-shifting and exposing themselves to the rest of the world, including reptilians like Justin Bieber and Adele. And Danica is super excited about being able to see the lizard people. But it turns out, there are already millions of people who have seen these reptilians show their true form already - but unfortunately, they were able to erase the memories of witnesses "Men in Black style." Danica then asks what the most critical information is that lizard people are trying to suppress, which April says is simply the truth about who the reptilians really are. But they're trying to control the narrative, because they know that with government leaks about UFOs, the truth about their existence is slowly getting out there. The former NASCAR driver then takes a shot at people who demand proof for the existence of aliens:
"I find it so funny when people say, very prestigious people will say, 'I mean I'm open to it but where's the proof of aliens?' I feel like that's what's coming at us all the time. Like, what do you want? I feel like everybody's had weird moments in their own lives, but then there's also been so much stuff that's come out in the media, and there's been confirmation confessions through the government." According to April, if you want proof of lizard people and aliens, all you have to do is Google it because the information is already out there. Oh, and she's also able to talk to the Galactic Federation, who told her that 5G radiation is dangerous, which is why aliens wear spacesuits. (Always thought that was just a fashion choice but good to know). And Danica says that she even has 5G reducers in her own home. Whoo boy, that's a lot to take in. And that's only scratching the surface of everything they talked about. Of course this isn't the first conspiracy theory that Danica has dabbled in, after recently expressing her
belief that the moon landing was fake . And naturally, her beliefs aren't exactly mainstream, so there were plenty of jokes in the comments of the episode, including some about her former boyfriend, New York Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers, rubbing off on her a little too much:
"Aaron Rodgers doing a number on her" "Damn Aaron Rodgers got her" "Looks like the exhaust fumes got to Danica." "Do they still use leaded gas on American circuits by any chance?" If you're interested in the entire episode, this is a pretty good summary: https://twitter.com/jeppe_olesen/status/1805583460490256841 And if you really want to hear what they have to say, you can check it out here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6AZX92oILg
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