Former AEW World Champion MJF took to social media this afternoon to cut a three-minute promo on Will Ospreay on a Stairmaster to hype up their match on the 250th episode of AEW Dynamite.
“Oh, Willie Boy, I’ve been on the Stairmaster for two hours,” MJF began. “I’m locked the fuck in. What have you been doing? Huh? Greaving that grandma yours? Being a docent husband, watching that little kid? Worrying about what the fans think about you? Apologizing on Twitter, huh? You’re a joke. You’re a fucking joke.
“Let me explain something to you. I ain’t got nothing but bills to pay, I got a Taikon GT Porsche I gotta pay off. I got a multi-million dollar mansion I gotta pay off, and I’m not gonna be paying that off with a little simple fan interaction. No, no, no, I’m gonna be paying that off with your head on a fucking stake!
“But I gotta be honest with you, I don’t have a problem with you personally. I really don’t. I don’t want there to be a misconception. As a matter of fact, I think you are, bar none, one of the greatest — fuck that. You’re the most gifted athlete the sport has ever seen. You’re a freak of nature. But you know what your problem is, Will? You know what you lack? A killer instinct.
“You hit that Tiger Driver 91 on Bryan Danielson, and you looked like you were about to cry yourself to sleep. Aww, I hurt him. You’re up against Swerve Strickland for the World Championship. My title, which should still be around my waist, and you hesitated. You hesitated to hit that Tiger Driver, 91, and what happened to you, bro?
MJF says if Will Ospreay hesitates on Wednesday, he’s screwed
“You hesitate with me? You’re screwed. I know you would die for them. I know you would. You’re making all the same mistakes I did. But what happens when I kill for me? All that shit, all those tears you think I cried over Daniel Garcia, huh? Right now he is laid up in bed in Buffalo, and his mother is crying over the fact that her son has lost all feeling and function in his arms. You know what that does to me, that doesn’t make me want to cry, that makes me want to smile.
“I saved him the same suffering fate that you are about to go through. Because Will once I beat you this Wednesday all those fans that you kill yourself for. All those fans that you think love you, you’re gonna realize they’re all just sluts with a wandering eye. They’re gonna move on to the next toy.
“They’re gonna realize that you are a malfunctioning toy, and they’re gonna move on just like they moved on from me, Will. And you know what? Once you have that realization, once that light bulb goes off, once you realize that you don’t have what it takes to take my spot. That is when my friend you can thank me later.”
What do you make of MJF’s comments overall? Are you looking forward to his match with Will Ospreay later this month on Dynamite? Let us know your thoughts by sounding off in the comments section below.
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