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Tim Walz Caught Filming Bizarre “Mechanic” Video in Latest Attempt to Convince Regular White Dudes He Knows What a Truck Is—MINNEAPOLIS—In a desperate bid to connect with the ever-elusive "regular white dude" demographic, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz was spotted this week filming an awkward, highly-staged video of himself “working” on his truck—though, sources confirm, he never actually fixed a damn thing.*** Whole post is on FB: The Tinfoil Times
12 days ago
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**"EXCLUSIVE: Trump Drops Satellite Bombshell! Terrifies Taliban Leader With Shocking Photo Of His Own House"**In a jaw-dropping revelation that sounds straight out of an action movie, former President Donald Trump allegedly took *personal diplomacy* to a whole new level—by handing a Taliban leader a satellite photo of his very own house. Yes, you read that right.👉 The Tinfoil Times on FB
22 days ago
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🚨#BREAKING: In Aurora, CO, migrants are staging a fiery protest at their dilapidated apartment complex, debunking myths of gang infestations by the notorious Tren de Aragua with signs like "Stop lying! They aren’t gangs," and instead, they're pointing the finger at slumlords and systemic racism for their squalid living conditions, claiming it's not criminals but the city's neglect that's the real villain.
09-04
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A cop tells a citizen who is reporting a crime committed by an immigrant: "I've arrested a double homicide suspect in this city before, I let him walk out the door because we're sanctuary city.We do not report illegals, undocumented immigrants."CITIZEN: "So you're gonna let a person who went to prison, he committed crime in America, who's illegal right now, you re gonna let him go free right now?"OFFICER: "That's exactly what I'm saying because we are sanctuary city"HARRIS’ AMERICA!
09-03
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In a move that's sure to make headlines more shocking than discovering a new, even more addictive flavor of Pringles, Kamala Harris reportedly promised Al Sharpton she'd dip into the American tax piggy bank for reparations if she becomes President. Political analysts are currently too stunned to comment, but one thing's clear: this could make the next election more explosive than a fireworks factory in a lightning storm.THIS IS INSANE!
09-03
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