Unique Deadpool Xbox Controller Is Shaped Like Buttocks

Deadpool & Wolverine appears to be doing all it can in the merchandising to say Deadpool is pansexual without actually coming out and saying Deadpool is pansexual. From the suggestive popcorn bucket “designed by Deadpool” to the Beauty and the Beast parody poster, there’s been a whole lot of suggesting that Wade Wilson, formerly a one-woman man for Vanessa, is more interested these days in having a certain Canadian mutant lay rough hands (and claws) on him. The latest item to suggest he wants some butt touched is the new Xbox controller that’s literally in the shape of his butt. “Designed by Deadpool,” of course.

Giving Fans an Assist

Behold the reveal:

Sadly, or maybe not, there’s only going to be one of these, and you’ll have to win a contest to get it. It’s easy to enter, but you might need better luck than Domino to win. All a person needs to do is follow Xbox on X/Twitter and repost the below Tweet.

But hey, maybe you’ll crack the code. Fly by the seat of your pants, and don’t go into arrears. If someone else wins, can you turn the other cheek, or will you skid away, butthurt? Whatever else you do, don’t be a bunghole. The sun don’t shine on sore losers.

No, this article was not written by Deadpool. We’ll stop now.

There are other prizes as well, like a Deadpool-designed Xbox stand with foam katanas. Tune in to Twitch Xbox on July 22 to see a livestream from the Deadpool & Wolverine premiere for more details; the contest closes August 11th .

Respect that, and everything should be just peachy. Win the controller, and every game onward will involve shooting from the hip. Talk about your turbo thrust!