Koronet

The $3.75 regular-sized slices at Koronet, a counter-service pizza place in Morningside Heights, are totally fine—extra greasy and extra cheesy, the kind of slice you might pay $1 for elsewhere. But the real reason to come here is for the $6 jumbo slices that are literally larger than your face. They’re some of the best and greasiest late-night fuel in the area. Just don't get toppings—it weighs the tip down too much. And if the sheer size scares you, ask them to cut it up. Folding a slice of this size feels powerful, but it also means you might wake up the next morning and find tomato sauce in your hair.