40 Country Songs Described (Poorly) In One Sentence

Have you ever tried to describe a country song and realized that the actual story sounds pretty ridiculous? Even the best songs can sound stupid when you try to sum it up with a single line. So that’s what I did.

Here are 40 country songs, described (poorly) in a single sentence.

"A guy starts hearing voices after staring at the sun for too long." - Something In the Orange, Zach Bryan “A man wins his woman back from a local mechanic with onion rings.” – Queen of My Double Wide Trailer, Sammy Kershaw “A town makes fun of a kid after he vandalizes the local water tower.” – John Deere Green, Joe Diffie “A guy jerks off in a hotel room to pictures of his wife.” – Ever Loving Hand, Tyler Childers “A guy hooks up with his ex after seeing her out at the bar.” – Hurricane, Luke Combs “A guy taunts his ex by giving her some spare change while she’s trying to get back together with him.” – Here’s a Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares), Travis Tritt “A recovering alcoholic doesn't really like his wife.” – You Ain’t Much Fun, Toby Keith “A girl’s mom sells her to rich men for sex to help pay the bills.” – Fancy, Reba McEntire “An entire town is pissed off when a farmer on a tractor causes a major traffic jam.” – International Harvester, Craig Morgan “ A hooker survives a bus crash.” – Three Wooden Crosses, Randy Travis “A stranger shows up on the doorstep of her childhood home and tells the new owners about the dead animals on the property.” – The House That Built Me, Miranda Lambert “A redneck gets arrested after firing a gun in a local bar.” – Bubba Shot the Jukebox, Mark Chesnutt “A girl gets horny because it rains.” – Rain is a Good Thing, Luke Bryan “Two exes can’t quit drunk dialing each other.” – Need You Now, Lady Antebellum “A guy who doesn’t understand how auctions work tries to bid on woman he sees sitting in the crowd.” – Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident), John Michael Montgomery “A man’s wife leaves him because he won’t stop fishing.” – I’m Gonna Miss Her, Brad Paisley “A guy sleeps around so much that he eventually has to move to another state.” – All My Exes Live in Texas, George Strait “A girl in cutoff jeans goes riding down a dirt road with a guy in a pickup truck.” – Pretty much every song from 2013-2017 "An old woman commits statutory rape with a kid she has working for her." - That Summer, Garth Brooks " A guy buys a painting of a house from somebody on the beach for $20." - Paint Me a Birmingham, Tracy Lawrence "A guy runs up his electric bill." - Every Light in the House Is On, Trace Adkins "A guy shows up to a woman’s house high and dry humps her with his belt buckle on." - Feathered Indians, Tyler Childers "A group of friends go to a NASCAR race." - Talladega, Eric Church "A couple flips a coin to decide where to move." - Heads Carolina, Tails California, Jo Dee Messina "A dead country singer picks up a hitchhiker." - The Ride, David Allan Coe "A convicted murderer sits in prison and listens to trains go by." - Folsom Prison Blues, Johnny Cash "Grandpa makes his grandson look through a bunch of blurry old photos." - In Color, Jamey Johnson "A man preys on women who are going through a breakup." - The Fireman, George Strait "Microwaved rice changes a guy's entire outlook on life." - It's a Great Day to Be Alive, Travis Tritt "A girl runs away from home in the middle of doing laundry." - Suds in the Bucket, Sara Evans "A girl gets emotional when she drinks tequila." Straight Tequila Night, John Anderson "A girl gets horny when she drinks tequila." - Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off, Joe Nichols "Tequila reminds a guy of college sorority girls." - Tequila, Dan + Shay "A guy skips a business trip and loses out on a promotion." - Right Where I Need to Be, Gary Allan "A guy escapes from prison with some help from a horny dog." - Ole Red, Blake Shelton "A guy is left eating snow cones after he can’t seal the deal." - Chattahoochee, Alan Jackson "A girl gets drunk and loses her virginity." - Watermelon Moonshine, Lainey Wilson "A girl leaves a guy after a drunken hookup." - Last Night, Morgan Wallen "A guy regrets his drunken hookup and kicks the girl out." - You Should Probably Leave, Chris Stapleton "A husband thinks chain restaurants are fancy." - Fancy Like, Walker Hayes Now we want to hear from you: What's your best country song described poorly in one sentence?